HOLY SHIT GAY PORN

Back to life, mreo or less. And I swear, as soon as people stop being sleep-deprived they get the oddest dreams... in mine, after the girl and her employer swallowed tampons to kill themselves *in my hotel room*, I decided to walk outside for awhile and found a bookstore. In it was a large wall, top to bottom, thick enough for a cashier's desk to be in front of it, which was labeled as "BOY WITH BOY" at the top.
Dude. Yaoi manga. The 18+ kind. o____o

I ran into an asian girl [maybe it was my way of incorporating Karyan?] And I said "I wish I was old enough to get those..." And she says, smiling, "You are now. I'll get them for you." I told her I didn't have any moneyon me and she says, "You can pay me back." So I ask my mom on the phone for about $40 and she's like "Sure" so I go back in, where the girl's gotten me the best seven from the shelf- err, wall. She says she'll give them to me somewhere else so we don't get into trouble [porn for minors, etc.] When we do meet up again, we talk for a while, she hands me the bag and leaves. my sister's with me and she says "Oh, she forget to get the money from you!" And the girl turned to us froma cross the street with a big smile and waved and kept going. That's where I woke up.

Yay. Free smut.