The funnie...

The funniest thing at school yesterday... Right, so Bacon, Bakaneko and I were in sixth period, and five minutes or so after class started we were told that the campus we were on had to be evacuated, and the other campus was under a lock-down, no exceptions. So we left the room, and one of the administrators was like "Go! Go!" And our teachers was saying, "Go left! No, the other left!... I lied, go right! Right!" So after we gout out to the senior parking lot we saw three huge fire truck and a bunch of ambulances and police cars. "Fire?" We wondered. "Escaped convicts?" [This happened once in my other school.] "I think it's a bomb threat," my teacher told us. So then we were herded into the auditorium, which hadn't been checked for bombs and was "assumed" safe, and waited for about an hour... then the principal came onstage and said "All right, here's what's happening... we found a suspicious-looking lunchbox in one of the courtyards." [Sixth period was right after one of the lunches. .___.]Here's the best part... "So far, we've found two sandwiches."The auditorium went nuts... everyone was laughing hysterically. Some students were whistling as if the school had won the lottery or something and actually decided to use it for the students' benefits. It was *so* great. And then the principal added, "We still need to X-ray a third suspicious object."We all say it's a juicebox. :D And that's what happened. I'd hate to be the kid who forgot his lunch. X3BEAN